G'day, mate! Lovely to see you again! <grin> How 'bout this one? It even sounds mocking:

huswife

(n.) A case for sewing materials. See Housewife.

(n.) A female housekeeper; a woman who manages domestic affairs; a thirfty woman.

(n.) A worthless woman; a hussy.

(v. t.) To manage with frugality; -- said of a woman.

(This definition is from the 1913 Webster's Dictionary and may be outdated.)