I only post this here so you can have at least one mirror telling you the truth

Oh, never fear, Maverick. There will never be a shortage of Carpal elites to share with me their version, and yours, of the Carpal 'truth'.

Paramount among such Carpal 'truths' is the creed that the Carp can do no wrong, and, therefore, anyone who attempts to engage in honest, mature, intelligent discussion or debate regarding the Board's failure to attract and keep newcomers, is a heretic and must be derided, and denounced, and defamed and driven out at all costs.