Don't assume that traveling emails, particularly those labeled "Useless Facts", bear any relation to reality.

Yup! I keep getting them, and posting them, and getting shot down. But I persist against the tide!
Those are some wildly good new definitions -- isn't there a contest for new definitions that they should be entered in, somewhere. One of those ones I post and then learn they are three years old and everybody has already heard them?
But I persist!