Hey, Geoff, it took me a minute to realize the words about
Pert weren't yours. You might want to try using quotes, those little arrow things, colored "ink", or simply start with 'belMarduk said...'---so us slow ones can catch on.

Yes, I crack up every time I see a billboard for "Nads"!
Reckon those Aussies got some, but. A guy I worked with on my first job named his softball team The Nads, so the people cheering them on could chant, "Go, Nads, Go, Nads".