Well, some of us are more talon-TEd than others. But I'm certain there's a clause in the Constitution that will get that cat off. It be-hooves his attorney to try anyway.

No more cuticle remarks, I promise. Well, not promise, per se, but maybe I can lull you into a false sense of security.

Quick! Or I'll think of another.

Oh, Lord. Doesn;t anyone have anything that'll give a manicure for paronomasia (other than a gun and one bullet?)


TEd