Loved Ant-knee's deconstruction.
I is, of course, complete whackadoodlery. The concept of the sun, moon, and Polaris being in alignment is either ridiculous or meaningless, if not both.
K does have that Old Norse sk >> MnE sh going for it, but all that language derivation stuff does make it sound like I came up with it.
Regarding F, yes, there is a mash stage involved in beer making. Whether a secondary mash would reduce the quality of a beer is a little beyond my beer-making experience.
I like E just for the redundancy, sort of the titmouse of carpentry
