Tsuwm: Perhaps there is a connection between "peptic" and "flatulopetic".

A speaker who's bloated with gas
Is a peptic pain in dias.
Flatulopetic
Is a speech, diarrhetic.
Like gas, we hope it will pass.

Merriam-Webster Dictionary: peptic

Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin pepticus, from Greek peptikos, from peptos cooked, from peptein, pessein to cook, digest -- more at COOK
1 : relating to or promoting digestion : DIGESTIVE
2 : of, relating to, producing, or caused by pepsin <peptic digestion>
3 : connected with or resulting from the action of digestive juices <a peptic ulcer>