Oui. Oui highjack.
Here's the itch...
What four-word phrase was printed more times than any other English phrase during the 20th Century? 
 Give up? Ok, below is a hint, then see if you can give the phrase a twist. 
  "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas"
_________________________________ by Guy Marks  
 Oh you burned your finger that evening
while my back was turned
I asked the waiter for iodine
But I dined alone
Your red scarf matches your eyes
You close your cover before striking
Father had the ship-fitter blues
Loving you has made me bananas