>Ah, so I see you're a golfer TEd.

Heavens, no. My father taught me when I was little more than a toddler that golf is like trying to get rich. You drive and drive to get to the green and almost always end up going in the hole.

My favorite anecdote about golf concerns the woman who asked her husband how golf was scored. When told the idea was to get around the course in as few strokes as possible, she asked him, "Why bother?"

Then there's the apocryphal story about Danny Quayle's entrance into law school. It was based on a mutual mistake of fact. When asked what his handicap was, he replied, "Two strokes."


TEd