Hey, et', you don't like squirrel stew? (Don't let ol' One Eye hear me say that.)

Gunga Din, tsuwm? You better put that gunga yours in 'cuz I like my tree rats!

And about birds: There is a book by some famous-to-birders guy who teaches you to get wild birds to feed out of your hand. Apparently his six-step method requires a great deal of patience, so that leaves me out of the loop. I so much as pick up my very tiny Sony camera and off they fly.