Men and women are not equal, women are better, and it is best that we reflect that fact in our language

Women outlive men, themilum. Isn't that proof enough of their superiority? And when women run things, most of the wars are bloodless. That's a good thing. It's called a matriarchy.

A lot of men think they are wearing the patriarchy in the family. But a lot of women know better.

Legend says "What's good for the goose is good for the gander". You can tell a man wrote that. Otherwise it would read: "What's good for the gander is good for the goose."

And who ever heard a man say "Your gander is cooked."

A gander can take a gander at another goose, but if a goose takes a gander at another gander, her goose is cooked. Well, at least, that's the way it used to be.

And why is it when someone sticks their finger in someone's else's behind they aren't gandering them?