Dadgumit, Maverick, you are picky, picky, picky.

You'd throw a fit at a funeral just because they buried the wrong man.

I meant to say Arthur Miller but my meant got all tangle up in all those Whitmans and O'Neills. My apologies to all.

But don't let it be thought that I don't know my playwrights. I just can't seem to remember who is alive and who is dead.