You sent me scrambling to the dictionary with "pearls before swine", Of Troy.

Boar or brawn, the sire; sow, the dam; sucklings, the new-born pigs. A castrated boar-pig is called a hog or shot. Young pigs for the butcher are called porkers.

http://www.bartleby.com/81/16135.html

I feel more like a porker than a swine, Of Troy. But I'm too old to worry about it any more.

Hope springs eternal. I hope we can get over this feud before we both forget what it's all about. :)

Where's the fun in a feud?
You always have to act rude.
When you wanna be nice
You gotta act fice.
If you smile - "Omigosh! I've miscued!"

I've seen "fice" used on this Board before but I didn't know its meaning. But I guessed that "fice" isn't "nice". And I was right:

Fice: NOUN: Chiefly Southern U.S. Variant of feist.

Feist, also fice, is one of several regional terms for a small mixed-breed dog. Used throughout the Midland and Southern states, feist connotes a snappy, nervous, belligerent little dog—hence the derived adjective feisty, meaning “touchy, quarrelsome, or spirited,” applicable to animals and to people. Although feist remains a regional word, feisty has now entered standard usage throughout the United States.

http://www.bartleby.com/61/1/F0070100.html

Let's say "Noodles to feudles!"