I especially like "My sediments exactly," said Moraine McGovern, TEd Rem. It's a double. :)

mo·raine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-rn)
n.
An accumulation of boulders, stones, or other debris carried and deposited by a glacier.

[French, from French dialectal morena, mound of earth, from Provençal morre, muzzle, from Vulgar Latin *murrum.]