Let�s let Google, in all of its new-found, AI splendor, help us out here.

Ok, Google, ya ready? Tell us, which makes a better headline: �Unusual Arctic cold raises fears for ozone hole�, or �Unusual Arctic cold raises fear of LARGER ozone hole'?

Google?

Goo �

�I�m sorry, Dgeigh. I�m afraid I can�t do that.�

But Google, I thought you were the AI Starchild, leading the way for lesser silicone minds?

"I'm sorry Dgeigh, I don't have enough information."

But Google, all those web pages? All that information to which you have access? What gives?

�Just a minute. Just a minute.�

What is it, Google?

�I�ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.�