Let’s let Google, in all of its new-found, AI splendor, help us out here.

Ok, Google, ya ready? Tell us, which makes a better headline: ‘Unusual Arctic cold raises fears for ozone hole’, or ‘Unusual Arctic cold raises fear of LARGER ozone hole'?

Google?

Goo –

“I’m sorry, Dgeigh. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

But Google, I thought you were the AI Starchild, leading the way for lesser silicone minds?

"I'm sorry Dgeigh, I don't have enough information."

But Google, all those web pages? All that information to which you have access? What gives?

“Just a minute. Just a minute.”

What is it, Google?

“I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.”