Carrying on, I'm afraid (told ya I'd get ya): this is an, um, interesting site, with some things funnier than others. Perhaps WW can enlighten us at least re: this:
BARBECUE: From the French term “barbe-a-queue”, meaning “from snout to tail”. The word was in use in Virginia before 1700.
http://www.hungrymonster.com/humor/Jokes.cfm?jid=54

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