So, Father Steve, did you manage to use your newest word toys? I'm thinking that you could have batted 3 for 4 in imposing a sentence:

Mr Smith, I intend to elutriate society by expurgating your client; however, I will edulcorate this judgment by refraining from filing a judicial objection to eligibility for parole.

By the time either counsel processes this statement, it'll be too late for objections, since you'll have adjourned and left the bench for lunch. How's that for efficient?