Heck, I thought Britney Spears was a brand of asparagus!

Asparagus, maybe. Virgin asparagus definitely, by her own, oft-repeated, admission. [sailing-close-to-the-wind emoticon]

She also has a problem with singing on key, but that's another problem entirely and one shared by most of her colleagues in the "music" industry.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...