bolt bondage - Somewhere on a shelf in the basement of a hardware store...

facultative fair - You never know what's gonna be showing as today's exhibits.

hooked hopper - Can't stop jumping rope 'til the record is broken!

postimpressionism potassium cyanide - If Van Gogh thought cutting off his ear took too long...

tabescent tachygraphy - Progressively shorter shorthand.

warm-up wash - End of the day activity for "polar bear club" members.