estimate ethic - Maintains your car should be worth as much as it was before you were in the accident!

tolerably tone - Don't taint the walls with too much tint.

reeker reflectiveness - Pee-yeww (cough)!

histogen hoard - A mad botonist's collection.

burlesque busboy - Who works in a transvestite tavern.

MW 9th Collegiate

For newcomers: Open most dictionaries to any page and you'll see two words at the top defining an alphabetical span of words on that page. These two, quite often create (with your help) interesting juxtopositions! Out of *courtesy we cite the source, of course.