First place goes to...snoot, the lone Haranguer!
And Place Two goes to...Plut, the game arranger!

Each wins a magnum of Henry Red Wine which if ordered at Bottega's would cost over $90 a bottle if they had it available (they don't) which is just as well because you can get a large bottle at the Package Store for less than $10 per bottle including tax.

I will honor Plutarch's poem tonight by drinking his bottle at dinner but will save snoot's honor until January 29 when I will be touring American Cast Iron Pipe Company at nine in the morning with my friend Andy who is a cast iron pipe nut. I think that a bottle of Henry Red should smoothe out the tour, don't you? Cheers!

See. Everyone wins when I judge.