Although my usual *tone would lead one to believe that I was mostly having a tug at someone's leg, this time I was just adjusting the pants because of a wedgie...

... as a 5 timer to the Scandanavian peninsula, the Norske's (and even more so the Swede's) who speak English, do, indeed, have the stereotypical "singsong" inflections (of course not as pronounced), and the letter "w" is called a "double-v" for the not so not obvious reason.

I've truly have never heard Dutch spoken... (I can feel the hotlinks arriving as I'm saying that...