How could anyone be a "phoney" who speaks his truth, themilum?

Of course they aren't Plutarch, methinks you take my jive words as steel.

Verily...
unkindness strikes a deeper wound than steel, yet it is very much lamented, Brutus,
that you have no such mirrors as will turn your hidden worthiness into your eye,
that you might see your shadow. - Julius Caesar

I need no hand to count the times of my use of a sarcastic smiley.
Sarcasm is juvenile.
I can count my use of smiley sarcasms on an egg.

(Forgive me. Last week I found the cutest little book in a
used book store entitled Slang From Shakespeare and
I have mixed some metaphors and plays in the quote above)