I know I posted this a while back but a search turns up no results.

Back when California was getting ready to dump Grey Davis, a friend of mine had a bad dream. In that dream Schwartzenegger and Diane Feinstein were running neck and neck for the governorship, and, in fact, ended up exactly tied. Under the screw constitution in California, a tie vote (according to this friend's dream) is broken by taking a poll among the eared seals off the California coast. My friend woke up screaming, "You picked a Feinstein to lead me, you seals."


TEd