"My husband took an IQ pill with his Viagra. Now he thinks he's a f***ing genius!"

"So we gave one to the president and it doubled his IQ." "You mean he's still below average?"

We could call the pill Fantasticks, because people who need it are those who "Try to Remember."

Or just Hike Q.

A REAL sadist would put it into the drinks of those who are trying to drink to forget.




TEd