You can put whatever you want in it and call it a vinaigrette, but you might arouse the ire of culinary fundamentalists, who seem to take their salad dressings pretty seriously.
RANCH BOMBED BY BALSAMIC EXTREMISTS
from combined theonion wires.
HIDDEN VALLEY - CA - (NOT PAWN) A radical balsamic
fundamentalist group detonated an estimated 800
pounds of TNT at the Hidden Valley Ranch compound
Monday, killing 11 and injuring dozens more.
"Let no salad again be foully tainted by the
corrupt regime of Hidden Valley," said Martin
Pulaski, leader of the Nation of Balsam, in a
statement claiming responsibility for the deadly
attack. "We shall not rest until every salad's
flavor is enhanced by a light and tangy vinaigrette,
not buried in a shameful avalanche of buttermilk."
