...and shakers.

After giving it much thought, this is what I think
about who invented the process of weaving...

Fishnets. One day a man was sitting on a rock by a stream
and saw a tangled fish struggling in some waterweeds and said "fish net!".
Hurriedly he gathered up all the women and then drew a simple pattern in the sand.
He then told the women to get up and go weave.
Then the man went back to the rock to sit and think.
And the rest is history.

Hey, of troy, have I got a deal for you! I could make millions! Look, I got a idea about a weaving design that
would sell. Listen, you weave one of them Chaos things with a fractal design and add a twisted length that would make the whole affair a one-sided Mobius strip and supply ten thousand of them to me at less than fifty dollars each. I'll get rich and you will make a more or less comfortable living.

Deal?