high on bling and low on educational self-esteem

It's easier to come by bling than it is by an education. That's the rub, isn't it?

If you could steal an education, there might be more demand for it.

Well, actually, you can steal an education, even at Yale, as the current President has demonstrated, but it takes a lot of money and some very serious heavy-duty pull to pull it off. [I understand that Dubya's year at Yale was the last year you could get in on your daddy's ticket if you couldn't make the grade on your own merit. Lucky us! ]