I'll; probably regret this, but what's wrong with garbological?

I particularly like words that take the -age suffix which means (secundum AHD) variably: mass, collection sewerage; amount, footage; relationship, connection parentage; condition, state vagabondage; action blockage; result of action breakage; residence or place vicarage; charge, fee cartage. From (via French) the Latin abstract nominal suffix -aticum. I particularly like the sewing term selvage which does not end in this suffix, but is from Middle Low German self + egge (edge)'.

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