Nice poem, Plutarch, but when in doubt invest in reality not humor. How about...
             We humans howl, sometimes in fright
             Sometimes we howl in sheer delight
             But oft we wonder as we sit
             around a campfire brightly lit
             Why does a wolf howl at the light
             of the moon with all its might
             Perhaps, to say, "Turn off the night!"

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