Er...the problem with being forthright is that one must be sure of his facts and not impugn the innocent.
I apologize XXXXX, for saying that you called XXXX a XXXXX.

Maybe no one did. The archives have been purged of the unpleasantries of that time. As maybe they should be.
But anyway, please forgive my brash mouth.

And as for you of troy, please don't misunderstand. I think that you are a rare treasure of the Awad board.

But to be honest I'd sooner stuff a wildcat in a tote sack than exchange quips with you when you are mad.
Few mortals this side of unholy Hell have witnessed such wrath and can still close their mouth and eyes.

Thank you for just being you.