Let him gnaw on Faldage

On second thought, maybe your cat has tired of Faldage. Perhaps he is seeking a higher education.

If we observe a dramatic deterioration in the quality of Faldage's postings [which hardly seems possible*], we'll all know why. He has fallen into a catatonic stupor.

* Some would say, but I would not be one of them.

I believe Faldage has struck the perfect balance between erudition and imbecility. This is truly the highest expression of the comedic arts. It may appear off-handed or guiless, but that is the very measure of his genius.

No-one appreciates this more than Plutarch.

Truly.

"Faldage and Plutarch", "Laurel and Hardy" for the AWAD generation