If I may, I'd like to offer an alternate challenge (since I've already given up on beating Alex's story): Try creating a similar mnemonic, but for another infinite decimal- phi. The first fifty digits are:

1. 61803 39887 49894 84820 45868 34365 63811 77203 09179 80576

You can find the first 20,000 places (!) here: http://goldennumber.net/phi20000.htm.