What this country needs is either a good five cent cigar or a new mnemonic for the value of Pi.

Here is Pi to the first fifty decimal places...

3. 14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

And here is the challange...

Create a mnemonic for pi to as many decimal places as you please by using the respective numbers as the number of letters in a word unit that makes sense in a sentence structure.

Confused? This is child's play. Here is an example from the book Pi: A Biography of the World's Most Mysterious Number...

    3.  1   4    1     5        9      2    6
   May  I  have  a   large  container of  coffee?

Get it? The best Pi mnemonic from the book has digits for the first fourteen decimal places (3.14159265358979) and is...

"How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics."

Sounds like fun, I'm off to see what I can construct. Goodnight.