I had a dream last night, and for once I remembered it. In this dream I rented a house from Thor, who warned me that he would break the lease and throw me out if I removed the small package that sat at the back of the freezer section of the refrigerator. Of course I had to look at the package as soon as I moved in.

Yup, there at the back of the freezer was a small tyupperware container containing a very frozen songbird. I spent the whole rest of the dream trying to figure out why this bird was so important to Thor. My dream was filled with angst and comments on the human condition, so I decided it would make a good movie.

I took notes then woke up Peggy to tell her that we were gonna be rich, because this movie would be bigger than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The title alone would draw millions of avid movie-goers.

Peggy asked me groggily, "So what's the name of this movie?"

"Chilled Wren of a Lessor God," I replied. I think tonight I'm sleeping on the sofa.


TEd