OK - I'm game. This is part of the April fools joke. I would imagine someone added a post, and then deleted it - if only to make it seem as if this thread was showing up randomly. In any case, I do, on purpose, pronounce the "w" in sword.

I'm with you musick, unless it's Billy at Gates avenging, it's an April prankster. Would who it is back us so far up, we don't need books for etymology?