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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 2 of 17 1 2 3 4 … 16 17 Go to page... Tale wagging #132251 09/12/04 12:37 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 JUST IN Stars make tiny dogs latest Big Thing By Elizabeth Large Baltimore Sun Grapho ruffled some of the legacy plummage around here so we sent him packing [and "Good riddance!", I might add] but his colossal gall aside, he was on to a good thing in bringing us regular up-dates of the derring do's of the "so haute" heiress. [We may persecute presumption around here, but we are smart enough to relieve our outcasts of their valuables before we run them out of town. ] Paris gets tales wagging again! http://www.cincypost.com/2004/09/11/dog09-11-2004.html Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter "the other" Paris #132252 09/12/04 02:27 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 For those who are still curious about "the other" Paris, we bring you this: http://www.latimes.com/travel/columnists/postcards/ Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter haute frau #132253 09/17/04 12:02 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 JUST IN Paris says cooking is "hot"!!! Get out your aprons, ladies. Paris has just "unveiled" her haute frau side!!! PARIS UNVEILS KITCHEN SKILLS "She [Paris] says, "I'm the best cook. I'm such a good cook. If you're an heiress you should be able to cook. It's hot." I can see them now: Paris Hilton oven mitts crowned with the famous tiara and the legend "Cooking is hot!". What could be hotter than that!!! Burger King eat your heart out. [Or better yet, bake your cardboard tiara.] http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/PARIS HILTON UNVEILS KITCHEN SKILLS Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: haute faux frau #132254 09/17/04 01:15 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 Paris Hilton oven mitts Did we say "oven mitts"? That is SO un-haute!!! "Oven gloves" [but, of course] with lots of finger room for haute faux heiress rings fitted with haute faux heiress diamonds. It opens up a whole new category: haute faux frau!!! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Paris Hilton's latest hit #132255 09/19/04 11:21 AM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 Gotti takes a hit. Paris turns Victoria Gotti's world upside-down by wacking her boys. "Who the [bleep] are the Gottis?" Hilton reportedly said. Careful, Paris! Some "hits" can hit back. [Just kiddin', Victoria. ] Is Paris an heirhead, or does she really have cohonas? Read all about it, fans. Haute huff or haute bluff? Will Paris be doing her next cover spread spread out under a cover? Is this the beginning of a new reality TV series? I can see it now: CELEBRITY HITS: She did the world. Now she does the underworld. Paris Hilton suffers from situational amnesia! New York September 08, 2004 2:21:20 PM IST Paris Hilton left reality TV star Victoria Gotti fuming after she refused to meet Gotti and her boys - John, Carmine and Frankie at a nightclub in Miami. According to New York Daily News, Victoria had brought her sons to the nightclub Mansion specifically to meet their fellow reality TV star Paris, and even sent over a security guard to inform Hilton of their arrival but Hilton refused to met them. "Who the [bleep] are the Gottis?" Hilton reportedly said. [OUCH!!!] "I've helped that girl. She came to me after her sex-tape scandal and I did a story where she got to defend herself. Remember? 'Paris: I'm Not a Tramp!' For her to say she doesn't know me or my boys is ridiculous. And if she wants to say you don't know me, then at least be polite," Victoria was quoted as saying. (ANI) Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter haughty hottie #132256 09/21/04 11:06 AM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 People are selling Paris' Tinkerbell posters on eBay. "That was so mean!", Paris says. There's a lesson in this Wannabes. It's OK to be haughty - as in "Who the [bleep] are the Gottis" - but never be "mean". "Mean" is about as low as you can go, haute people. Be a haughty hottie, just like Paris. Wednesday, 8 Sep 2004 "Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is horrified to learn posters she placed around Hollywood in search of her Chihuahua Tinkerbell have now ended up on auction website eBay. Hilton's beloved pooch went missing last month and turned up a week later after the blonde beauty offered a $5,000 reward on a string of posters. She says, "People were selling them on eBay! They took them all down. I saw it on eBay. That was so mean!" Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter haute hum #132257 09/22/04 11:33 AM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 T themgmt journeyman themgmt journeyman T Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 86 JUST IN Paris fights for animal rights ... her own, of course. Paris is fighting to keep her pet ferrets, Dolce and Gabbana. It's not legal in California to keep ferrets as pets. "I don't think that's a fair law", Paris says. Does this signal a major move into haute activism, Wannabes? I can see it now: Paris Hilton animal shelter-suites. Give your outlawed anaconda a five star Hilton suite. It's not "fair" that cute little critters should have to live in the streets with unkempt street 'people'. Maybe Arnie will take up the cause, Paris reasons. Arnie played opposite a ferret in "Kindergarten Cop". HILTON FIGHTS TO KEEP FERRET PETS Socialite Paris Hilton is calling for California Governor Anold Schwarzenegger's help as she fights to keep her pet ferrets. The hotel heiress let slip that she owns two ferrets, called Dolce and Gabbana, when she recently appeared on Jay Leno's "The Tonight Show." Californians are banned from keeping ferrets as pets. So now, Hilton is hoping to change the law and is joining a group urging Schwarzenegger, who co-starred with a ferret in "Kindergarten Cop," to give lovers of the animals in his state a break. She says, "I wish there was a law that ferrets were legal because I don't think that's a fair law." The proposed law that Hilton is backing would give ferret owners amnesty for vaccinated, neutered ferrets. http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/ Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Ferret discrimination-- #132258 09/24/04 12:41 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC has been going on for years. The Beatles sang a protest song about the Liverpool City Council's decision to send "Ferrets 'Cross the Mersey." TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Mercy me #132259 09/24/04 02:23 PM Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean consuelo Carpal Tunnel consuelo Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean Check your Pacemakers, TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Mercy me #132260 09/24/04 03:10 PM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,692 UK D dxb Pooh-Bah dxb Pooh-Bah D Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,692 UK I hope they're not jerry built, (cross threading pun). Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 2 of 17 1 2 3 4 … 16 17 Go to page... Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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