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What happened to my ferret?Looking at this list of ferret dangers, it makes you wonder if a ferret is really designed for life in a typical home [even a haute home with Tinkerbell and Paris]: http://www.craftycreatures.com/forferretsonly/ferretschool_danger.htmlWho would have guessed there are so many ways to kill a defenceless ferret?
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JUST IN Guess "Celebrity Hits" won't be coming to prime time television any time soon, Wannabes. Someone told Paris how Victoria Gotti got to be a celebrity. "Psst. You know those "Godfather" pizzas Tinkerbell likes with the cute slogan." So Paris and Victoria are haute-flying birds of a feather again ... which makes a lot of sense to us 'cause they're both named after capital cities.  Besides, we're having too much fun with Paris' auto-bio-haute-hottie-heirhead parody!!! HILTON HALTS FEUD WITH GOTTIhttp://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/HILTON HALTS FEUD WITH GOTTI
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Guess Grapho wasn't the only one who wanted to see more of Paris in less.* Guess who Guess has just chosen as its new "demi-pornographic" Guess Girl"? You Guessed it, Wannabes! They [Guess and Paris] each got their way (the amount paid is a secret) and now Ms. Hilton, photographed in demi-pornographic poses wearing silky pink cocktail dresses and much less, is the face (and body) of Guess, which, as a company, is getting its own makeover.Go to: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/25/business/25guess.html?adxnnl=1&8hpib=&adxnnlx=1096120942-jyNCxoX1Kcz98cw2If5tuwGuess Burger King can start looking for a new Queen. [Most of BK's family customers like their burgers fully dressed anyway.] * All is forgiven, Grapho. Come on back! We love you, Grapho.  Just stick to the "haute hum" and leave the Carpal Tunnels alone, OK?
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Just stick to the "haute hum" and leave the Carpal Tunnels alone, OK?Well, OK, if you insist, themgmt. I guess I owe you for holding up my end when they gave me the old frogleg heave-ho. The Carpal Tunnels have become a bit downmarket anyway, don't you think? Can u picture a Carpal Tunnel in a Guess T-shirt?
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Will Guess get "Screwed"?We wonder if Guess will get "Screwed" as part of its deal with Paris. "Screwed" certainly chimes with "demi-pornographic". Paris' version of "Screwed" was "leaked" online [Have we heard this story before, Heirheads?] and no date has been set for her first album "Paris is Burning". We don't need to wait for the vocals. We know this album is going to be "hot!". JUST IN"Paris Hilton appears to be winning the battle with Hilary Duff's older sister Haylie Duff over the single "Screwed," after the hotel heiress' version was leaked onto the internet. Both have recorded the same song, and while they were figuring out how to proceed, Hilton's version has now been put online after it was aired on the radio. ... Duff also said she planned to release her own version by early August, but now Hilton has inadvertently beaten to her to it. Hilton's spokesperson Gina Hoffman says, "It's not something we put out. It's a leak. And that's really disturbing." Hoffman adds that Hilton doesn't have a release date for her debut album Paris Is Burning yet, or even a distribution deal in place, so the release is too early to promote the record. The version making the rounds on the internet was recorded from a radio station's airing." So who got "Screwed", Wannabes? [Not our Paris! ] http://www.starswelove.com/scriptsphp/news.php?newsid=4721Remember, Wannabes. You don't have to go to Paris for the news. You get it all right here on "Confessions of an Heirhead". Stay tuned, Heirheads.
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Paris is burning ... red-hot!JUST IN Hilton busy with film, TV projectsThe only thing they left out of this account is Paris' gig with Guess. [But we didn't let you down, Wannabes. ] "And if the movie doesn't satisfy the public's appetite for all-things Paris, they'll have their chance in a lot of other venues: in print, online, in stores, in clubs and on television. Her book, "Confessions of an Heiress," is No. 6 on the New York Times best-seller list; she has a jewellery line on Amazon.com; she is developing an apparel and denim line under Heiress Clothing; she's trademarked her signature saying "That's Hot," with plans in the works to develop a merchandising and apparel line emblazoned with the phrase; she's prepping for the release of a new perfume line; she's designing and planning a string of nightclubs called Club Paris, the first set to debut in Orlando; she's putting the finishing touches on her debut album; and she's currently in creative discussions with Fox and Bunim/Murray for "The Simple Life 3" with pal Nicole Richie." http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=591352§ion=newsParis is so hot "The Donald" is beginning to look like Regis Philbin.
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"she's designing and planning a string of nightclubs called Club Paris" Could this be a clue to the kind of entertainment Club Paris will offer, Wannabes? Remember you heard it here first. We have all the news you are burning to hear about Paris! "Paris is burning", Wannabes, but no-one wants to put her out. We put it out when Paris puts out.
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Could this be a clue to the kind of entertainment Club Paris will offer, Wannabes?Don't think so, themgmt. Most likely it will be "no strings attached".
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Looks like Paris is the center-fold of another sex 'scandal'. JUST IN Paris Hilton's Latest Sex TapeExtract: "The footage is believed to have been made from 12 hours of video stolen from Hilton's home rented Hollywood Hills home last month."
Hilton's spokesman Elliot Mintz warned that Hilton's legal team will sue anyone who tries to give away her X-rated tapes to the tabloids.Do you think he's Mintzing his words, Wannabes? http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/866917.cmsA picture is worth a thousand words, Heirheads. Paris doesn't take a back seat to anyone!
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Hilton's legal team will sue anyone who tries to give away her X-rated tapes to the tabloidsTranslation: If you have a copy of this tape, Wannabes, don't "give it away". Sell it.
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