Nice try Consue, but "themilum" (don’t ask , it's a long story) knows very well that pome is a yankeee’s aglutteration of the proper southern word “po-em”.

No matter, you inspired my Parker fountain pen to ink poetically...

A Pome

An aunt and her niece were bus touring France
In Quince the niece danced, but sans underpants.
In Nice she was nice...
She was nice in Nice?
Never mind...
Nice will suffice when bus touring in France.
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Thank you Consuelo for the information on the quince.