some more new ones:

BSticker:

Tell your girlfriend
I said thanks!

T's:

If I gave a shit,
You'd be the first person I'd give it to.

I say no to drugs,
But they just won't listen!

Political T's:

John Kerry
for
President of
France

A village
in Texas
lost its
idiot (pic of Bush)

President Bush,
You're fired!
(pic of Donald Trump)

Friends don't let friends
vote Republican.

Friends don't let friends
vote Democrat.