Here's some new BS and T-S slogans that have appeared on the Wildwood, NJ, boardwalk T-shirt shops :

Bumper sticker:

If we quit voting
Will they ALL go away?

T-shirts:

I'm not
going bald,
I'm getting
more head

Who are all these kids,
And why are they calling me Daddy?

Dumb and Dumber
(with a pic of Bush, Sr and Dubya, respectively)

I'm Irish
Is there any Irish in you?
Do you want some?
(or Italian, Polish, Puerto Rican, Dominican, etc)

(it's supposed to be a "family" walk, but)