Costello Returns

COSTELLO: Now I get it: "what's" a word.

ABBOTT: That's what I wanted to know.

COSTELLO: What did you want to know?

ABBOTT: What's a "word"?

COSTELLO: Now don't get started with that again! We already agreed "what's" a word.

ABBOTT: How could we agree! You haven't answered my question.

COSTELLO: What question?

END of ACT II