Not quite Wordminstrel, the Mt. Fuji routine went more like this...

Abbott: Hey Lou, what's a "word"?

Costello: Don't trick me, Bud, a word is a word.

Abbott: Look Lou, we talk in words, we think in words, why can't we ask "what is a word"?

Costello: Now you've done it! You've made my head hurt. I'm taking all my words and going home. Good-bye!

Abbott: (musing) How does an ignorant man recognize a wise man when he sees him?

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