Then there was the story of her little boy, who went to school one morning and burst out crying. The teacher said, "What's wrong, Johnnie?"

"Teacher, I didn't get no breakfast."

The teacher gave him a snack and then said, "OK, let's continue our geography lesson. Johnnie, can you tell me where the Canadian border is?"

"In bed with mom, and that's why I didn't get no breakfast."


TEd