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Jacques Offenbach
A man who did not often balk;
When asked to write Gaite Parisienne,
Replied, "I can can."
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Reminding me of the time Toulouse-Lautrec was living in a squalid atelier in Paris. A terrible fire roared through the building in the middle of the night and the starving artist grabbed his Levis and ran down the stairs.
He fainted from lack of oxygen but was quickly revived by a friend. He said, "George, did the fire fighters save any of my worldly goods?"
The reply was, "I'm afraid not. You have nothing, Toulouse, but your jeans."
TEd
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TEd, how does your wife put up with you?? (speaking as one who has had to deal with this on an almost-daily basis, but at least he doesn't post his madness, often...)  
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I had a friend who named his truck Toulouse.
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Speaking as an expert on TEd's wife, it's a simple matter. I have a terrible memory for punchlines, and love his puns just as much the second time around. (Or the 20th, TEd says.)
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Hi, darling,
Welcome to AWAD. It's only taken what four or five years to get you to log on. It's a neat place!
Hugs
TEd
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love his puns just as much the second time around
I love them just as much the second time around, too, but that doesn't answer the question.
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The only good pun is a bad pun.
IMHO anyone who doesn't like puns is suffering from a vitamin deficiency due to recieving less than the recommended daily allowance of silly.
I will admit to having become addicted, I go into withdrawal if I do without.
Hi TEd's wife! [wave]
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Welcome, Peggy! You are indeed a patient soul. 
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anyone who doesn't like puns
I love good puns. I don't consider torturing words on some theme into totally unrelated contexts to be good puns. Or even bad puns, as far as that goes.
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