Remember, I did NOT start this whole thing!!
Airedale + Malamute
Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale + Spaniel
Airiel, a dog that washes whiter than white
Akita + Shiba Inu
Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Anatolian Karabash + Dalmation
Anamation, a dog often spotted in the company of cartoonists
Australian Silky + Bichon Frise
Austrich, a dog which buries its head in the sand
Basenji + Schipperke
Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Basset Hound + Golden Retriever
Golden Asset Retriever, a dog which tracks down and fetches things of value.
Bearded Collie + Japanese Chin
Bearded Chin, a dog that could do with a close shave
Bichon Frise + Husky
Frisky Bitch, known to her friends as Miss hot dog
Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Boxer + German Shorthair
Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Boxer + Setter
Boxset, always sold in pairs and come in a collector's limited edition presentation pack
Brussels Griffin + Labrador
Griffindor, the ideal dog for Harry Potter
Bull Mastiff + Whippet
Bullet, a fast-moving dog which always makes a great impact
Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier
Cairjack, a dog who holds up your car when you change a flat tyre
Canaan Dog + Poodle
Canoodle, the perfect pooch for courting couples
Chihuahua + Whippet
Chiapet, as advertised on TV ...
Chow Chow + Powder Puff Chinese Crested Dog
Chowder, a dog from thick and hearty stock
Cocker Spaniel + Maltese
Cocktese, the bitch that says she will, but then she won't
Cocker Spaniel + Shiba Inu
Cockinu, what the philandering husband owns before acquiring a Cockrot
Cocker Spaniel + Poodle
Cockerpoo, a sulphur-crested dog ideal for parrot-lovers.
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Collie + Husky
Hussie, the perfect companion for the owner of a Cockrot
Collie + Komondor
Collandor, a dog full of holes
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie + Thai Ridgeback
Collar-and-Thai, a well dressed woofer
Corgi + Basset Hound
Corset, a pooch notable for its narrow waist and once popular with refined ladies
Doberman + Poodle
Doodle, a messy pup
Dalmation + Puli
Dali, a surreal hound
Dingo + Maremma
Dilemma, a dog which is always in two minds about everything (okay, so I had to cheat to get this one)
Doberman + Poodle
Doodle, a messy pup
Duck Tolling Retriever + Corgi
Ducki, a dog with camp behaviour
Finnish Spitz + Dalmatian
Spotz (cheating, but fun); or Spit-Spot - a dog for Mary Poppins
French Poodle + Rhodesian Ridgeback
Fridge, a really cool dog to have
German Shepherd + Springer Spaniel
Gerry Springer, cool-headed pooch for controlling talk show participants
Golden Retriever + Wheaten Terrier
Golden Wheat Retriever, a dog which fetches your breakfast
Great Dane + Scottish Terrier
A "Great Scott! How did they ever manage it?"
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees + Jack Russell Terrier
Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Greyhound + Skye Terrier
Grey Skye, a dog for a rainy day which goes quickly
Harrier + Pit Bull
Hairy Pits, more common in Europe than in the USA
Highland Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier
Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Jack Russell Terrier + Labrador
Jackdor, a breed to crow about?
Japanese Chin + Collie
Chillie, a dog that loves Mexican Food
Japanese Chin + Mexican Hairless
Chinless, a dog for civil servants, bureaucrats and other petty functionaries
Japanese Tosa + Setter
Toaster, a well bread dog which pops up when ready
Keeshond + Setter
Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier + Bloodhound
Blueblood, a dog of royal descent
Kerry Blue Terrier + Golden Retriever
Kerrygold, a dog which butters you up
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kuvasz + Golden Retriever
Kuvasz Gold
Labrador + Elkhound
Label, the dog you can stick anywhere
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Mastiff + Spaniel
Maniel, a dog which comes with its own user guide
Mastiff + Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Stiff Staff, an upstanding member in canine society
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Papillon + Cocker Spaniel
Papicock, a dog that talks arrant nonsense
Pekingese + Dachshund
Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs
Pekingese + King Charles Spaniel
Peeking, a shifty-looking dog with excellent corner-of-eye vision
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekinese + Rottweiler
Parrot, repeats everything you say
Plott Hound + Setter
Plotter, a dog which keeps shady company and makes plans behind your back.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Pomeranian + Komondor
Pomandor, no more doggy odour with this sweet smelling mutt!
Pomeranian + Shar Pei
Pompei, the perfect pooch for scholars of classical history and vulcanology
Poodle + Chinese Foo
Poo-Foo, suffers from frequent diarrhoea
Poodle + Great Pyrenees
Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Portuguese Water Dog + Thai Ridgeback
Porridge, the perfect pooch for someone serving time
Puli + Foxhound
Poxhound, a dishevelled, disease-ridden dog which spreads illness wherever it goes
Puli + Saluki
Puki, a dog renowned for its vomiting
Pyrenees + Akita
Pyrakita, a dog for the budgerigar fan (related to the Cockerpoo)
Rottweiler + Otterhound
Rotter, canine companion for the cads, bounders and unfaithful men
Samoyed + Japanese Tosa
A Samosa that really bites back.
Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
Samwich, bread to perfection
Scotch Terrier + Water Spaniel
Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Shih Tzu + Saluki
Suzuki, goes for miles on a single tank of fuel
Shih Tzu + Spitz
Shitz, a dog with an incontinence problem
Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel + Dachshund
Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz + Bloodhound
Spitz Blood, a dog prone to extreme anger when provoked
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Springer + Spitz
Spritzer, a dog with a sparkling whine
Sussex Spaniel + Cocker Spaniel
Sucker, a mutt that believes everything it's told.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Tibetan Terrier + Brussels Griffin
Tiffin, a dog which always stops for tea
Treeing Walker Coonhound + Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Bay Tree Retriever, a dog owned by horticulturalists and garden centres
Wiener Dog + Rottweiler
(Okay, so this is really cheating!) Bratweiler, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
Wirehaired Dachshund + Mexican Hairless
Wireless, an entertaining dog popular in households with no TV
Whippet + Husky
Whisky, the perfect pooch for someone who likes a tipple.
Whippet + Norwegian Elkhound
Whelkhound - the fisherman's friend!
Whippet + Retriever
Whip Retriever, the choice canine for the dominatrix
