These have been floating around the net for a good bit of time (several years I would think) Thank you. , and someone has edited them to put down politicians. That makes sense. Though I bet they came from real people originally (She said, thinking that truth can be stranger than fiction.), so I still think they're funny. I wish I could find that list again of excuses sent in to an insurance company; the only one I can remember is, "The pedestrian couldn't make up his mind which way to go, so I hit him".