My peeve can beat up your peeve Now, dang it--here I've been, thoroughly immersed in self-pity, and here y'all go, makin' me laugh! Thanks.

This link settles both questions for me:
http://lcweb.loc.gov/exhibits/treasures/trm065.html

I have a feeling I have seen 'King of Hearts', but I'm not remembering...will try to rent it.

And yes, Bob--delightful to see you here again! (The skies above are clear again...)