The solstice is nigh and I for one will be glad to have it arrive

Auntie, never was a truer word spake!

Hey folks, I can't be around even a tiny percentage as much as I'd like to be at the moment, but here's an appallingly long, ungrammatical sentence that contains oodles of good wishes for the festive season and beyond. So get to it!

Words are great, but booze/food/good company/bad company* is best.

Fisk

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P.S. Thanks emanuela for starting this thread - just what we all needed.