rotcod

I dunno, something fishy about that...

Cabdriver picks up a Bostonian fare looking for a restaurant at dinnertime, says "Where too, Buddy?"

Reply comes: "Take me to where I can get scrod."

Answer #1: "Sure, fella, just tell me what is it you want, liquor or women?"
Answer #2: "I been asked for that a lot, but this is the first time ever in the pluperfect subjunctive!"